Person 1: Wait, you don't like Harry Potter?
Person 2: No... and it's from like another country
Me thinking: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN A REASON WHAT WHO WHYYY UGH
Person 3: You know what movie I don't like either, Lord of the Rings
Person 1: How do you not like Lord of the Rings?! Those movies are awesome. I read The Hobbit twice.
Me thinking: Thank you, Person 1. Thank you for being alive and talking sense.
Person 2: I didn't like The Dark Knight, it wasn't very good.
Me thinking: That's it. The bus can run me over.
I don’t think I will ever understand the obsession I see at cons/online about The Lorax and all the ships that come with it.